„If Bordeaux red wines were carbonated, McDonald's would be a lot more interested in selling them.“

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Источник: Xavier Leroy (2002-06-20), Post to the Caml mailing list, 2010-08-06 http://caml.inria.fr/pub/ml-archives/caml-list/2002/06/4d57fe13abe8b7823d9c5ca9379d37ce.en.html,

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