„If Bordeaux red wines were carbonated, McDonald's would be a lot more interested in selling them.“

„The first duty of wine is to be red. The second is to be a Burgundy.“

—  Alec Waugh British novelist 1898 - 1981

In Praise of Wine (1959).

„The wine glasses are empty except for that one undrinkable red spot at the bottom.“

—  Aimee Bender Novelist, short story writer 1969

„Maybe the guy drank red wine or beer with breakfast instead of milk.“

—  José Mourinho Portuguese association football player and manager 1963

After a Sheffield United fan threw a bottle at Frank Lampard
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Chelsea FC

„To dance and prance
Is elegant and neat.
To wine and dine on red port wine
Is such a tasty treat. To eat and sit where you've just shit!
Is not so bloody sweet!“

—  Bobby Sands Irish volunteer of the Provisional Irish Republican Army 1954 - 1981

Trilogy, pt.3
Poetry, Miscellaneous poems

„Red, red wine
Go to my head.
Make me forget that I
Still need her so.Red, red wine,
It's up to you.
All I can do, I've done.
But memories won't go.
No, memories won't go.“

—  Neil Diamond American singer-songwriter 1941

Red Red Wine
Song lyrics, Just for You (1967)

„Good wine needs no bush,
And perhaps products that people really want need no
hard-sell or soft-sell TV push.
Why not?
Look at pot.“

—  Ogden Nash American poet 1902 - 1971

"Most Doctors Recommend or Yours For Fast Fast Fast Relief" in The Old Dog Barks Backwards (1972)

„A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition“

—  Rudyard Kipling English short-story writer, poet, and novelist 1865 - 1936

„Sometimes I ask myself how autumn smells? My answer: it's the smell of the autumn leaves firework and red wine.“

—  Брайанна Рид

„(Woman at typewriter) Dear Syl,... Is nothing forever? (Sylvia) Red wine on a white couch.“

—  Nicole Hollander Cartoonist 1939

Источник: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 111

„Would you like red or white wine with your piece of vulcanised lizards cock from the moon? How about an extra bread roll, there to dip in your otter vomit pate?“

—  Dylan Moran Irish actor and comedian 1971

And you're going, "Red or white wine, well, what would you like, darling? I don't know, what would you like?", all to block out the thought that's in your mind which is - "We're gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, right now. The plane is made of metal, the wings are made of metal, we're all eating, and I'm the only non-terrorist aboard, we're all going to die."
On travelling by aeroplane.
Like, Totally (2006)

„She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry.“

—  Mary Balogh Welsh-Canadian novelist 1944

Источник: Slightly Wicked

„If the Blues were wine, I'd be drunk all the time.“

—  Avner Strauss Israeli musician 1954

If the Blues Were Wine, 1/2 Precent Blues (1995).

„Ikävä: If I'm off to see you with a bottle of red wine, shall I find some blue cheese at the petrol station, I wonder.“

—  Pauli Hanhiniemi Finnish musician and composer 1964

„What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning, with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?“

—  Karen Blixen, книга Seven Gothic Tales

"The Dreamers"
Seven Gothic Tales (1934)

„Maybe the guy drank red wine or beer with breakfast instead of milk. [After a Sheffield United fan threw a bottle at Frank Lampard]“

—  José Mourinho Portuguese association football player and manager 1963

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„Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine,
There’s always laughter and good red wine.
At least I’ve always found it so.
Benedicamus Domino!“

—  Hilaire Belloc writer 1870 - 1953

"The Catholic Sun"

„We spent them not in toys, in lusts, or wine,
But search of deep philosophy,
Wit, eloquence, and poetry;
Arts which I lov'd, for they, my friend, were thine.“

—  Abraham Cowley British writer 1618 - 1667

On the Death of Mr. William Harvey; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

„You think it more difficult to turn air into wine than to turn wine into blood?“

—  Graham Greene, книга Monsignor Quixote

On a priest who pantomimes Mass, Monsignor Quixote, PBS TV (February 13, 1987)

„Drinking wine and wearing trousers were nothing compared to reading the history of ideas.“

—  Ayaan Hirsi Ali, книга Infidel

Источник: Infidel (2007), Chapter 13: Leiden