„The day may never come when it is seen as funny.“

—  Роджер Эберт, Context: This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels... The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny. Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/freddy-got-fingered-2001 of Freddy Got Fingered (20 April 2001)
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