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Маркус Дэвид Мэрон — американский стендапер, подкастер и актёр.

В 1990-х и 2000-х Мэрон был частым гостем на «Позднем шоу» с Дэвидом Леттерманом и появился более 40 раз в «Поздней ночи» с Конаном О’Брайеном. С 1993 по 1994 год был ведущим программы «Short Attention Span Theater» на Comedy Central, придя на смену Джону Стюарту. Также был постоянным гостем на программе «Tough Crowd» с Колином Куинном и в 2002 году вёл американскую версию британского игрового шоу «Забей на панк-рок» на VH1, которая недолго продержалась в эфире. С 2004 по 2009 год вёл авторское шоу на левосторонней радиостанции Air America и был соведущим передач «Morning Sedition» и «Breakroom Live».

В сентябре 2009 года, вскоре после закрытия «Breakroom Live», Мэрон два раза в неделю начал записывать подкаст «WTF с Марком Мэроном», в котором в своём гараже в Хайленд-Парке брал интервью у комиков, авторов, музыкантов и прочих знаменитостей. Самые запоминающиеся выпуски: выпуск 2010 года с Луи Си Кеем журнал Slate назвал лучшим подкастом всех времён; интервью с комиком Тоддом Глассом в 2012 году, в котором Гласс совершил каминг-аут; и интервью с президентом Бараком Обамой в 2015 году.

В 2013—2016 годах снимался в своём авторском телесериале «Мэрон» кабельного канала IFC, в котором был также исполнительным продюсером и сценаристом. В 2017—2020 годах снимался в комедийном сериале Netflix «Блеск». В 2019 году появился в эпизодической роли в фильме «Джокер», в 2023 — в фильме «Ради Лесли».

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✵ 27. Сентябрь 1963
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“How many friends do you really have, seriously? You people… like "I have lots of friends." You don't. You have a lot of shallow relationships with people that talk behind your back and you call that drama a life because you hate your job.”

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Источник: Final Engagement (2009)

“Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, "No you can't.”

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Источник: Attempting Normal

“Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?”

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“Pearl Harbor the movie, arguably, was worse than the invasion itself.”

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Not Sold Out (2002)

“The only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment.”

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Tickets Still Available (2006)
Вариант: I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

“I'm just saying, a lot of people are on medicine, they don't need to be. Because let's be honest folks, it isn't easy for anyone. And I think in most cases, the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. And to be honest, in the day and age we live in now, if someone comes up to you and says, “I think you might be clinically depressed,” the proper response is, “Thank you, thank you very much. That means I’m awake." Is there any indication we shouldn’t be depressed— are you living on the same planet that I am? Did you ever think that depression is the reasonable human response to the crap we’re going through as a species, meant to propel us into the next evolutionary step, or at least into taking some different course of action so we might survive? Did you ever think that maybe it’s the happy people that are really screwed up in the head? Where’s that spin on the situation? Maybe it's those guys. "Hey, how ya doing?" "I don't know, I feel great, again!" "Really, well, that's creepy and weird. Maybe you should be on medication. Clearly you're self-centered, delusional, narcissistic. I don't know, but you're draining me with your happy. Could you move along because I'm doing the big work, creating a world that functions properly in my brain."”

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Comedy Central Presents (2007)

“Where is all the porn coming from?! Why isn't the Christian right talking about porn?! Cause they want us to be jerking off by ourselves! They know they can't get to us; we're lost to them, but at least it'll keep us in our apartments!”

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Tickets Still Available (2006)

“He [George W. Bush] was speaking in congress and he was saying "Why do they hate us? Because of what’s going on right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Except for me, of course. I took the presidency in a bureaucratic coup with the help of my father’s friends in the courthouse around the corner."”

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Not Sold Out (2002)

“I think the reason why we're so disconnected and depressing is that…we don't talk to God anymore - or rather, he doesn't talk to us. Remember back in the day? He used to just come out of nowhere. 'Abraham?! Guess who?!…that's right, it's God, you're a genius…' He would then tell them to do something and then BAM! it would get done. Who's he talking to now?!…I don't know! I think he's talking to those homeless guys that talk to themselves. You know, the ones that walk down the street arguing with themselves going 'I can't!…I can't!!!!!' …what if at the other end of that conversation was 'You're the new leader!' 'I can't!…I can't!!!!!' They're not crazy homeless people…they're reluctant prophets!…better tip them an extra buck the next time you see 'em.”

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“In the digital age our idea of political activism is forwarding an e-mail. You copy four people and think, "I've fuckin' done my part for today."”

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Tickets Still Available (2006)

“My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.”

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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/2ufif7/comedy-central-presents-bipolar-coaster
Comedy Central Presents (2007)

“The FBI and the CIA, I really thought they had everything under control. I thought they knew what was going on with everybody. I thought they had a camera in the air in a satellite right now taking very accurate pictures of my prostate. I thought they had that kind of technology. I thought they knew everything about everybody, but it turns out they’re really no different than many other government bureaucracies, say, the Post Office or the Department of Motor Vehicles. Just, uh, you know, 50-60 year old men waiting for their pensions to kick in. Except for the three that let the attack [9/11] happen. They’ve been promoted.”

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Not Sold Out (2002)

“Do you remember when you used to be able to remember five phone numbers?”

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Tickets Still Available (2006)

“I don't want to offend people right out of the gate. I know that some of you believe and I certainly don’t want to mock the myths that define some of you, but um. I choose not to believe in god. That's ok still, i can do that, right? It's my choice to go through life filled with dread, panic and fear... because I think that's a more objective and real way to live. Just be like…"Aaaaahh' what's gonna happen?!" I think that's needed, honestly. And again I don't want to make fun of what you believe in. I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career, ok. He was…hear me out…. he was young, he was hot. He was well spoken from all accounts. I really think it would have been different had he lived longer, alright. Say had he gotten old enough to get bitter. Alright, just hear me out. Picture there's a third testament to the bible' alright. This point Jesus is in his 50's. He's got one apostle left. And the book opens with him knee deep in water saying, "I used to be able to do this!" The apostle's saying, "Come on…don't yell at the water, Jesus. Come on in. It's not your day, buddy. Come on. People are gathering for the wrong reason. Can we just go, please. Let's go to the deli…we'll have a sandwich. We'll try again tomorrow. Come on, yes you are god, come on. And again, you know, if you're a religious person, I understand why you believe. It makes you feel better, you know. But a lot of us do not have the patience or disposition to have faith or belief. Thank god there's medication for those people because if you're properly medicated, it will provide roughly the same effect as religion, you know. If you're on the right combination of anti-depressants, it will alleviate your ability to see the truth clearly and provide a false sense of hope.”

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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zt2b7c/comedy-central-presents-faith-medication
Comedy Central Presents (2007)

“Hey, please, if you don't know me, please take a few seconds just to judge me by how I look. Appreciate the laugh there, thank you very much.”

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Источник: Comedy Central Presents (2007)

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