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Скотт Адамс — американский художник комиксов, наиболее известный как автор сатирического комикса Dilbert. Wikipedia  

✵ 8. Июнь 1957  •  Другие имена سكوت آدامز, 史考特·亞當斯
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“Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.”

Scott Adams

&quot;Menus: Caesar [Salad http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,&quot;, Stacey&#x27;s at Waterford, 2008-01-14] <br class="br">Restaurant menus

“This dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever you’re doing now probably isn’t working either.”

Scott Adams

&quot;Menus: Scott’s Favorite Pasta&quot;, Stacey&#x27;s at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus

“If there is one thing that our role models in this election have taught us, it's that omitting important information is completely different from lying.”

Scott Adams

DNRC Newsletter #57, 2004-10-28 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter57.html,

“Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.”

Scott Adams

Dilbert Blog, Good News Day, 2006-10-24, http://web.archive.org/20061107120053/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html, 2006-11-07 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html,

“My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.”

Scott Adams

&quot;Phone&quot;, 2010-09-03, Scott Adams Blog, 2011-09-30 https://www.scottadamssays.com/2010/09/03/phone/,

“Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons”

Scott Adams

Title of book, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons (1995)

“The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.”

Scott Adams

Dilbert blog, The Benefits of Getting Old, http://web.archive.org/20061111154839/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html, 2006-11-11 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html,

“If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.”

Scott Adams

&quot;Menus: Portabella Mushroom&quot;, Stacey&#x27;s at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus

“Our salmon sandwiches are so good you’ll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don’t.”

Scott Adams

&quot;Menus: Blackened Salmon Sandwich&quot;, Stacey&#x27;s at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus

“Communism is the most painful path between capitalism and capitalism.”

Scott Adams

Dilbert https://dilbert.com/strip/1989-12-12, Tuesday December 12, 1989

“Much of politics is about hating imaginary people.”

Scott Adams

[Twitter, 8 August 2021, https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1424352326177853442]
Miscellaneous

“Never laugh when you're being sarcastic. It will ruin the effect. If you feel the uncontrollable need to giggle, wait until your boss says something hilarious, such as, "Is this only Wednesday? It feels like Friday already!"”

Scott Adams книга The Joy of Work

Источник: Then you can throw back your head, open your mouth like you're about to swallow a live porpoise, and laugh like a naked teenager in a field full of pussy willows. Sincerity like that will make your sarcasm all the more convincing.
Источник: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)