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Скотт Адамс — американский художник комиксов, наиболее известный как автор сатирического комикса Dilbert. Wikipedia  

✵ 8. Июнь 1957   •   Другие имена سكوت آدامز, 史考特·亞當斯
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“Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.”

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Scott Adams

"Menus: Caesar [Salad http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14]
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“This dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever you’re doing now probably isn’t working either.”

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"Menus: Scott’s Favorite Pasta", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“If there is one thing that our role models in this election have taught us, it's that omitting important information is completely different from lying.”

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DNRC Newsletter #57, 2004-10-28 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter57.html,

“Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.”

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Dilbert Blog, Good News Day, 2006-10-24, http://web.archive.org/20061107120053/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html, 2006-11-07 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html,

“My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.”

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"Phone", 2010-09-03, Scott Adams Blog, 2011-09-30 https://www.scottadamssays.com/2010/09/03/phone/,

“Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons”

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Title of book, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons (1995)

“The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.”

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Scott Adams

Dilbert blog, The Benefits of Getting Old, http://web.archive.org/20061111154839/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html, 2006-11-11 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html,

“People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.”

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Dilbert, in Daily Dilbert (26 March 2005)

“If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.”

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"Menus: Portabella Mushroom", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.”

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The Dilbert Blog: Atheists: The New Gays, 2006-11-19 http://richarddawkins.net/article,326,Atheists-The-New-Gays,Scott-Adams--Dilbertblog,

“Our salmon sandwiches are so good you’ll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don’t.”

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"Menus: Blackened Salmon Sandwich", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“Communism is the most painful path between capitalism and capitalism.”

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Dilbert https://dilbert.com/strip/1989-12-12, Tuesday December 12, 1989

“Much of politics is about hating imaginary people.”

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[Twitter, 8 August 2021, https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1424352326177853442]
Miscellaneous

“People think they follow advice but they don't. Humans are only capable of receiving information. They create their own advice. If you seek to influence someone, don't waste time giving advice. You can change only what people know, not what they do.”

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Scott Adams книга God's Debris

Источник: Books, God's Debris (2001)

“If you're going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don't win, you're usually no worse off than if you hadn't played.”

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Scott Adams книга The Joy of Work

Источник: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

“Creativity doesn't require much time. But creativity always needs your energy. You can't create if you're pooped or your brain is full of junk. A person who manages creativity makes sure his schedule has lots of free spaces, no matter how many priorities are looming.”

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Scott Adams книга The Joy of Work

Источник: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

“Trying to win an argument with an irrational person is like trying to teach a cat to snorkel by providing written instructions. No matter how clear your instructions, it won't work. Your best strategy is to reduce the time you spend in that sort of situation.”

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Scott Adams книга The Joy of Work

Источник: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

“Never laugh when you're being sarcastic. It will ruin the effect. If you feel the uncontrollable need to giggle, wait until your boss says something hilarious, such as, "Is this only Wednesday? It feels like Friday already!"”

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Scott Adams книга The Joy of Work

Источник: Then you can throw back your head, open your mouth like you're about to swallow a live porpoise, and laugh like a naked teenager in a field full of pussy willows. Sincerity like that will make your sarcasm all the more convincing.
Источник: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

“Thinking is easier than working. And the best kind of thinking is the kind where you don't have to write anything down, i.e., "meeting thinking." When you think up an idea during a meeting, all you have to do is blurt it out. You won't have to involve any parts of your body except your mouth and maybe your brain stem.”

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Scott Adams книга The Joy of Work

Источник: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

“It's illegal to kill yourself in a quick and painless way, but if you do it slowly over a few decades -- say by not exercising -- that's called laziness, not suicide, and it's completely legal. You might even get credit for being jolly or get a job as a TV chef on a cable network.”

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Источник: Books, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (2002)

“People who have children have the best work-avoidance excuses in the world. If you don't have kids, get some immediately. The playgrounds are full of them.”

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Источник: Books, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (2002)

“I predict that news outlets will try to compensate for the loss of relevant news by focusing on stories that are more shocking and depressing than ever. At least that way they'll get your attention and sell advertising even if the stories aren't "news" in the traditional sense.”

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Источник: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

“Rich guys used to be able to manipulate the stock market and make huge profits at the expense of smaller investors. It was big news when the small investors discovered they'd been screwed. Now there are many safeguards against the small investor ever finding out how much he's getting screwed.”

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Источник: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

“Technology magnifies the ability of one person to have a big impact on other people. If that doesn't scare you, then the next time you see professional wrestling on television, look at the crowd shots and ask yourself if you'd like those people to have a bigger impact on your life.”

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Источник: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

“People don't change their basic nature, they just accumulate more stuff upon which they can apply their stupidity, selfishness, and horniness. From this perspective, the future isn't hard to predict.”

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Источник: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

“When we are born, all humans are clueless, self-absorbed, and helpless. Most babies will grow out of it. Those who don't become managers.”

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Источник: Books, Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (1996)