Денис Лири цитаты
Дата рождения: 18. Август 1957
Де́нис Ко́лин Ли́ри — американский актёр, комик, режиссёр, продюсер, сценарист и композитор.
Цитаты Денис Лири
„I am now the leader of the Lapsed Catholic Church, and here are the rules, my friends. Thou shalt not? Fuck that, thou fucking shall! As long as you don't have sex with kids or kill anybody you can do whatever the FUCK you want in my church! But if you so much as look at an altar boy the wrong way, you don't get transferred to some distant parish up in Nova Scotia, no fucking way, pal! You stand naked in the middle of Times Square wearing a big neon sign that says "I carry a torch for kids who carry candles," you fucking asshole. And there's no more magic, no more burning bushes or [the virgin Mary appearing on] blueberry muffins. You screw up this time, the virgin mother shows up in your driveway like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas, she pistol whips ya, and then she sets your dick on fire, OK? Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife? Bullshit! You covet his wife, his house, his car, and his pool. You know why? Because he's coveting every INCH of your shit, pal!“
„That's a great story that people like to latch onto... Very quickly we got New York club owners saying, 'You guys are too alike,' while Bill and I were saying, 'What are they fucking talking about?' It's the same approach to the subject maybe, but it's not the same act... But as I've said many times, a fable is sometimes better than the truth.“
— Denis Leary
Playboy Magazine, August 2006, responding to the claim that he had stolen material from fellow comedian Bill Hicks.