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“I thought that intimacy with another soul was the closest I could ever come to leaving my body.”

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Douglas Coupland книга Life After God

Life After God (1994)

“Doug's Law: "You can have information or you can have a life, but you can't have both."”

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Douglas Coupland книга Player One

Player One (2010)

“As he ages and sees more of the world, he’s realizing that bad news is a part of life, and that when you have to give it, just say it and get it over with.”

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Douglas Coupland книга JPod

JPod (2006)

“Yesirree, life sure is good.
Yesirree, nothing could possibly go wrong with everything being so good.
But of course, in books, good is boring.
Good is a snoozer.
Good makes people close the covers and never reopen them.
But you know—you'd think that just once when life finally started going my way, that cosmic writer out there would allow me and all of my co-characters to simply enjoy things for just a little while. I mean, what kind of a prick would end a book just when everything's going so well?”

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Douglas Coupland книга JPod

JPod (2006)

“Let's go out and buy a statistically average meal from a large multinational restaurant chain. That usually fixes about seventy-five percent of life's problems.”

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Douglas Coupland книга JPod

JPod (2006)

“I was wondering what electrons are actually doing when they sit in your hard drive in an old laptop at the back of your closet. I mean, how does an electron sit still — is it like a cartoon M&M learning back in a folding beach chair? Is it like an angry little steel ball bearing hovering there, just waiting to go nuts on protons? What’s the mechanism that starts and stops the electron? Who’s its dungeon master?”

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Douglas Coupland книга JPod

JPod (2006)

“Bleeding Ponytail: An elderly sold out baby boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days.”

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Douglas Coupland

Definitions

“The heart of a man is like deep water.”

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Douglas Coupland Hey Nostradamus!

Hey Nostradamus! (2003)

“The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.”

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Douglas Coupland

"Transience Is Now Permanence & the Fate of the Middle Classes (Doomed)" http://www.edge.org/q2010/q10_3.html#coupland, in The Edge Annual Question — 2010: How Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think? http://www.edge.org/q2010/q10_index.html, January 2010

“Is feeling nothing the inevitable result of believing in nothing? …I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain alive for decades and not believe in or feel anything.”

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Douglas Coupland книга Life After God

Life After God (1994)

“Is the hotel Marge? It has to be Marge. I want atmosphere.' Marge is Anna-Louise's word describing sad, 1950s-ish diner-type places where the waitresses are named Marge.”

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Douglas Coupland книга Планета шампуня

Shampoo Planet (1992)

“You feel chilled because you have no character. You’re a depressing assemblage of pop culture influences and cancelled emotions, driven by the sputtering engine of only the most banal form of capitalism. You spend your life feeling as if you’re perpetually on the brink of being obsolete — whether it’s labour market obsolescence or cultural unhipness. And it’s all catching up with you. You live and die by the development cycle. You’re glamorized drosophila flies, with the company regulating your life cycles at whim. If it isn’t a budget-driven eighteen-month game production schedule, it’s a five-year hardware obsolescence schedule. Every five years you have to throw away everything you know and learn a whole new set of hardware and software specs, relegating what was once critical to our lives to the cosmic slag heap.”

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Douglas Coupland книга JPod

JPod (2006)

“Preemptive boringness. Being one-dimensional is the most satisfying method of coping with out-of-control people - with any situation that's out of control … Don't let people know the ideas you love, the games you've played, the places you've visited in your mind. Keep your treasure to yourself.”

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Douglas Coupland книга Планета шампуня

Shampoo Planet (1992)

“Why do most of us make such boring choices for the stories of our lives? How hard can it be to change gears and say, "You know what? Instead of inventing and telling stories, I’m going to make my life a more interesting story."”

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Douglas Coupland книга Generation A

Источник: Generation A (2009), p. 177

“"Ethan, there has to be more to my life than this."
"Why can't you just be happy as a shallow cartoon glyph of a human like everybody else here?"”

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Douglas Coupland книга JPod

JPod (2006)

“I realized a capacity for not feeling lonely carried a very real price, which was the threat of feeling nothing at all.”

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Douglas Coupland книга Life After God

Life After God (1994)

“When you're young you always feel that life hasn't yet begun…But then suddenly you're old and the scheduled life didn't arrive.”

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Douglas Coupland книга Life After God

Life After God (1994)

“We barely have enough time to figure out who we are and then we become bitter and isolated as we age.”

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Douglas Coupland книга Пока подружка в коме

Girlfriend in a Coma (1998)