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Джон Стюарт

Дата рождения: 28. Ноябрь 1962

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Джон Стюарт — американский комик, сатирик, актёр, писатель, продюсер.

Родился в 1962 году в Нью-Йорке, в еврейской семье. Известен своей телепередачей The Daily Show, представляющей собой пародию на новости вкупе с политической сатирой. Первый выпуск передачи состоялся в 1999 году на телеканале Comedy Central. Программа быстро набрала популярность и не осталась незамеченной критиками: в 2001 году Стюарт был награждён за неё своей первой премией Эмми. Впоследствии The Daily Show неоднократно была отмечена как Эмми, так и другими телевизионными премиями.

Джон Стюарт выступил ведущим на 78-ой и 80-й церемониях вручения кинопремии Оскар. Является соавтором книг Америка — одного из бестселлеров США 2004 года, и Земля, вышедшей в 2010 году.

На основе голосования 500 тыс. читателей журнала «Аскмен», признан самым влиятельным представителем сильного пола в США в 2010 году.

Цитаты Джон Стюарт

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„And then I'd get it and think, well geez, Poland's just up the road a piece and... you know the rest.“

— Jon Stewart
Context: Hitler: Denial is a powerful thing... I always thought I could stop any time I wanted. "If I could just get Czechoslovakia, that'll be the end of it. I'll be happy then." And then I'd get it and think, well geez, Poland's just up the road a piece and... you know the rest.

„When you go to the zoo and you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, "that's what monkeys do, what are you gonna do?" But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say "bad monkey."“

— Jon Stewart
Context: If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics — and this is, I think, probably a horrible analogy — but I look at politicians as, they are doing what inherently they need to do to retain power. Their job is to consolidate power. When you go to the zoo and you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, "that's what monkeys do, what are you gonna do?" But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say "bad monkey." Charlie Rose interview, September 29, 2004

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„Me!! The inventor of the Blitzkrieg“

— Jon Stewart
Context: Hitler: Look, I was a bad guy. No question. I hate that Hitler. The yelling, the finger-pointing, I don't know... I was a very angry guy. King: And this... new Hitler? Hitler: I get up at seven, have half a melon, do the Jumble in the morning paper and then let the day take me where it will. Some days I'll fish, maybe hit the mall for an Orange Julius. The other day I spent seven hours in the park watching ants cart off part of a sandwich. Me!! The inventor of the Blitzkrieg... When you stop having to control everything, it's very freeing.

„I mean, they're gonna do anything, it's clear they cast their die, I mean, as hard as it is for Dick Cheney to get an erection, he's not gonna let this opportunity go by.“

— Jon Stewart
Context: If done for the right reasons, liberating a country from a despot, I don't see how that's immoral. Ah, done quickly, and then we all leave, yeah that's kind of... I mean, it's so much obviously more complicated than that. They're literally, if he doesn't allow inspections, we're bombing him — I'll allow inspections. If he doesn't allow them... on Tuesday — I'll allow them on Tuesday. If he doesn't serve fondue — alright, I'll serve fondue. I mean, they're gonna do anything, it's clear they cast their die, I mean, as hard as it is for Dick Cheney to get an erection, he's not gonna let this opportunity go by. [http://www.iop.harvard.edu/events_forum_archive_2002.html Harvard University], December 13, 2002, in response to a question about the prospect of war in Iraq, should Saddam Hussein continue to dodge weapons inspections.

„You would think that if you bring oxygen to the organism, the organism lives. But there may be other organisms in there that thrive in darkness and in a more anaerobic environment. Watching those creatures writhe will always be interesting.“

— Jon Stewart
Context: If someone was to introduce hope and idealism into our political system, I think the tension that would create in other areas would certainly be ripe. You would think that if you bring oxygen to the organism, the organism lives. But there may be other organisms in there that thrive in darkness and in a more anaerobic environment. Watching those creatures writhe will always be interesting. On whether satire would be difficult under an Obama administration

„I'm not going to be your monkey.“

— Jon Stewart
Context: Stewart: You have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably. Carlson: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think. Stewart: You need to go to one. [... ] Carlson: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny. Stewart: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.

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„It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery.“

— Jon Stewart
Context: Stewart: [To Tucker Carlson] How old are you? Carlson: Thirty-five. Stewart: And you wear a bow tie... So this is theater... Now, listen, I'm not suggesting that you're not a smart guy, because those are not easy to tie... But the thing is that this—you're doing theater, when you should be doing debate, which would be great... It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery.

„I've seen otters—they look better covered in oil“

— Jon Stewart
Context: That whole thing has been overstated by environmentalists. First of all, what is it, rocks and snow? C'mon, what is that, you want that? Go to Canada my friend. Believe me, rocks and snow are overrated. I've seen otters—they look better covered in oil. Nightline, 2001. On governments plans to drill in Alaska.

„I mean, it's so hard to make Russell Crowe look like he got in a fight.“

— Jon Stewart
Context: I really thought that the make-up artist for Cinderella Man should have won. I mean, it's so hard to make Russell Crowe look like he got in a fight.

„It's just a few Jews walking around going, "'sup?"“

— Jon Stewart
Context: What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "'sup?"

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