Class Clown (1972)
Контексте: And the other two-way word is "prick". It's okay if it happens to your finger; yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!

“I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.”

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George Carlin

“Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.”

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George Carlin

“A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.”

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George Carlin книга Brain Droppings

Источник: Brain Droppings

“The older you get, the better you realize you were.”

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George Carlin

“Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.”

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George Carlin

“With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.”

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George Carlin

“No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.”

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George Carlin

“I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.”

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George Carlin

“I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.”

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George Carlin

“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!”

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George Carlin

“Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom”

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George Carlin

“The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.”

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George Carlin