Джордж Карлин: Актуальные цитаты (страница 2)
Актуальные цитаты Джордж Карлин · Прочитать последние цитаты[It's] not important to get children to read. Children who wanna read are gonna read. Kids who want to learn to read [are] going to learn to read. [It's] much more important to teach children to QUESTION what they read. Children should be taught to question everything. To question everything they read, everything they hear. Children should be taught to question authority. Parents never teach their children to question authority because parents are authority figures themselves, and they don't want to undermine their own bullshit inside the household. So they stroke the kid and the kid strokes them, and they all stroke each other, all grow up all fucked up, and they come to shows like this.
„Хотите избавиться от фальшивых денег — положите их в миску для пожертвований в церкви!“
If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.
О религии
Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.
О религии
О человечестве
Вы замечали: всякий, кто едет медленнее тебя, – идиот, а всякий, кто быстрее, – дебил.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.