Кевин Смит цитаты

„Я недалеко ушёл от места, где меня вагинально выкакали на белый свет.“

„В восемнадцать вы уже точно знали, что натурал?
— Нет. Родная, я до сих пор не уверен! А у меня жена и ребенок. Вот это безответственность, да?“

“Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.”

“BRODIE:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”

“AZRAEL:

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater… than central air.”

“I'm not even supposed to be here today.”

“More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.”

“In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.”

“If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life.”

“What's your name, new best friend?”

“In Hollywood, you just kind of fail upwards.”

“Don't get me wrong, I love Schindler's List, but it's not like "Hey, man, let's get loaded and watch Schindler's List." - SModcast 4: Can I get a (Masturbatory) Witness”

“God is a great concept, [but it] doesn't work”

“What happened to Riggs?”