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Кевин Смит

Дата рождения: 2. Август 1970

Кевин Патрик Смит — американский режиссёр, актёр и сценарист, создатель кинокомпании «View Askew Productions», продюсирующей все фильмы Смита, а также автор комиксов.

Действие всех, кроме последних двух, картин Смита происходит в его родном штате Нью-Джерси. Смит создал своеобразную «Вселенную View Askew», которая стала местом действия большинства фильмов. Фильмы также объединяет присутствие двух харизматичных персонажей — Джея и Молчаливого Боба .

Цитаты Кевин Смит

„Кошки — это хорошо, но они плевать на вас хотели, пока вы их не кормите. Не то что собаки — друзья человека. Кошки — это так, тихие сожители.“

„Я недалеко ушёл от места, где меня вагинально выкакали на белый свет.“ про роддом

„В восемнадцать вы уже точно знали, что натурал?
— Нет. Родная, я до сих пор не уверен! А у меня жена и ребенок. Вот это безответственность, да?“

„Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.“

„Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one day result in your favorite film, or the cartoon you love to get stoned watching, or the song that saves your life. Discourage an artist, you get absolutely nothing in return, ever.“ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.“


No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.“

„I'm not even supposed to be here today.“

„More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.“

„Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.“ Degrassi Generations: The Official 411

„In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.“ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

„My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance. He taught me that a real man doesn’t take, he gives; he doesn’t use force, he uses logic; doesn’t play the role of trouble-maker, but rather, trouble-shooter; and most importantly, a real man is defined by what’s in his heart, not his pants.“

„Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.“

„If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life.“ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

„Only someone who doesn’t understand art tells an artist their art somehow failed. How the fuck can art fail? Art can’t be graded, because it’s going to mean something different to everyone. You can’t apply a mathematical absolute to art because there is no one formula for self-expression.“ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

„As human beings we govern our actions with our deepest fears. But if you name that shit, you claim that shit: let enough people into your closet and you'll find there's no more room for skeletons. Leave yourself nowhere to hide and you can live your life unguarded.“ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

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