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„Всегда найдется тот, кто съест из коробки последний кусок пиццы.“

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„Зачем люди занимаются йогой? Правильно: чтобы очистить свой разум. Но я против. Я ценю беспорядок в своей голове.“

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„Я не плачу налоги. Я позволяю государству забирать их.“

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„Нельзя сделать хорошую комедию с незнакомцами. Друг знает весь треклист альбома, а они слышали только хиты.“

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„Когда живешь с кем-то из разведенных родителей, ты не видишь, как люди приходят к компромиссам. Ты наблюдаешь взрослого человека, который живет в мире, где все устроено так, как он хочет. Когда живешь в полноценной семье, ты видишь, как люди ругаются и как они приходят к согласию. Наблюдая за этим, ты незаметно становишься лучше.“

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„В белый дом возьмут и троечника — главное, чтобы тот был белым. Поэтому победа Обамы — это в первую очередь прогресс для белых людей, не для черных.“

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„Комедия - это блюз для людей, которые не умеют петь.“

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“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”

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Chris Rock

“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.”

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Chris Rock

“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.”

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“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”

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Chris Rock

“Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.”

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“Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.”

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Miscellaneous

“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”

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“Men are as faithful as their options.”

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Chris Rock

Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)
Вариант: A man is basically as faithful as his options.

“You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense”

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Chris Rock

“I do what I can do when I can do it.”

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“If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.”

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“You can only offend me if you mean something to me.”

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“It's hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can't run that fast.”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.”

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“Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.”

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“Men lie the most,

women tell the biggest lies.”

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“Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.”

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“When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.”

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“You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”

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At the Academy Awards as host
Miscellaneous

“You mean to tell me that Jamaicans invented sugar, reggae and the best drug on Earth and the white man makes all the money!?”

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Never Scared (Album Version, 2005)

“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C. B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”

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Miscellaneous

“I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs.”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies … a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I'm at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow.”

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At the Academy Awards as host
Miscellaneous

“[on John McCain being too old] When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!”

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Kill the Messenger (2008)

“Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain't gonna be at the perfect time. You're married, they're single. That's right. You're Jewish, they're Palestinian. You're a Mexican, they're a raccoon. You're a black woman, he's a black man.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"”

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Bring the Pain (HBO, 1996)

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