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Стивен Райт

Дата рождения: 6. Декабрь 1955

Стивен Александр Райт — американский комик, актёр и писатель.

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„I went to a restaurant that serves «breakfast at any time». So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Как-то я зашёл в ресторан, на вывеске которого было написано «завтрак в любое время». Поэтому, я заказал себе французский тост в эпоху Возрождения.“

„Нельзя иметь все на свете — куда ты это положишь?“

„Балерины вечно ходят на цыпочках. Почему бы просто не брать в балет девушек повыше ростом?“

„Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.“

„I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.“

„If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.“

„Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.“

„If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.“

„If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.“

„I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.“

„What's another word for thesaurus?“

„The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.“

„When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.“

„There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.“

„If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?“

„Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.“

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