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Дэвид Леттерман

Дата рождения: 12. Апрель 1947

Дэвид Майкл Леттерман — американский комик, ведущий популярной программы «Вечернее шоу с Дэвидом Леттерманом» на телеканале CBS. Леттерман также является теле- и кинопродюсером. Его компания Worldwide Pants продюсирует его шоу. В 1996 году телеведущий занял 45 место в рейтинге 50 Самых лучших телевизионных Звезд за все времена.

„Если бы я так не любил кофе, у меня бы вообще не было никаких выдающихся черт личности.“

„If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.“

„If what you've done is stupid, but it works.. then it really isn't all that stupid.“

„USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.“

„Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.“

„America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.“

„You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella.

First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B. L. T. would be the bacon?“

„Labour day is a great American holiday that people
celebrate by going out and buying products
made in China“

„You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.“

„I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.“

„There is no off position on the genius switch.“

„BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.“

„I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.“

„Just make sure if you fail, you did what you wanted to do.“

„I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit.“

„There is no off position on the genius“

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