Колфер, Оуэн цитаты

„Великолепно, - усмехнулась про себя Элфи, - в каком бы измерении ты ни находилась, всегда найдется самовлюбленный самец, которому не терпится завоевать весь мир.“

экран
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Затерянный мир

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„Гоблины. Этакая шутка эволюции: взяли самую тупую на планете тварь и наделили ее способностью порождать огонь.“

мир, самец
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Затерянный мир

Эта цитата ждет обзора.

„Ирландцев считают сентиментальными нытиками, что чистая правда. У них на каждый луч солнца имеется собственная туча.“

тварь
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Миссия в Арктику

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„Красиво у тебя тут, – с издевкой произнес Мокасин. – Плесень и мокрицы. Мне нравится.
Мульч нежно погладил зеленую полоску на стене.
— Когда я сюда переехал, плесень была закрыта обоями. Просто поразительно, некоторые люди абсолютно лишены чувства прекрасного!“

солнце
Источник: Замаранные

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“Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.”

мокрица
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Код Вечности

Колфер, Оуэн: Цитаты на английском языке

“Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“Foaly: Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

Источник: The Time Paradox

“So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Источник: Artemis Fowl (2001)

“Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"
"Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?"
"No. I was unconscious.”

Источник: Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox (2008)

“Artemis Fowl will never be secondary."

"I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.”

Источник: The Last Guardian

“Artemis: I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

Источник: Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code (2003)

“Trust me. I'm a genius.”

Источник: The Eternity Code

“No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Источник: Artemis Fowl

“Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”

Источник: The Lost Colony

“Good. Illegal is always faster.”

Источник: The Eternity Code

“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”

“Hey, look—youris saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Источник: Artemis Fowl

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.”

Источник: The Time Paradox

“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”

“Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Источник: Artemis Fowl

“I don't like lollipops.”

Источник: The Time Paradox

“Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
--Artemis Fowl”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Источник: Artemis Fowl

“In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.”

Eoin Colfer книга The Artemis Fowl Files

Источник: The Artemis Fowl Files

“A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.”

Источник: Half-Moon Investigations

“I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.”

Источник: The Eternity Code

“You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue”

Eoin Colfer книга The Artemis Fowl Files

Источник: The Artemis Fowl Files

“The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”

“No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Источник: Artemis Fowl

“Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.”

Источник: The Eternity Code