Элен Роуленд цитаты

„Когда двое решаются развестись, то это не признак того, что они «друг друга не понимают», а признак того, что они, наконец, начали это делать.“

„Настоящая любовь не та, что выдерживает долгие годы разлуки, а та, что выдерживает долгие годы близости.“

„На свою вторую свадьбу невеста не надевает фату: она хочет видеть то, что получает.“

„Когда мужчина делает женщину своей женой — это самый большой комплимент, какой он может ей сделать, и который обычно становится последним.“

“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”

“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”

“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”

“What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.”

“Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her—when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?”

“Oh yes, there is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.”

“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son—and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America."”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”

“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”