Колфер, Оуэн цитаты страница 3

„Великолепно, - усмехнулась про себя Элфи, - в каком бы измерении ты ни находилась, всегда найдется самовлюбленный самец, которому не терпится завоевать весь мир.“

экран
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Затерянный мир

Эта цитата ждет обзора.

„Гоблины. Этакая шутка эволюции: взяли самую тупую на планете тварь и наделили ее способностью порождать огонь.“

мир, самец
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Затерянный мир

Эта цитата ждет обзора.

„Ирландцев считают сентиментальными нытиками, что чистая правда. У них на каждый луч солнца имеется собственная туча.“

тварь
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Миссия в Арктику

Эта цитата ждет обзора.

„Красиво у тебя тут, – с издевкой произнес Мокасин. – Плесень и мокрицы. Мне нравится.
Мульч нежно погладил зеленую полоску на стене.
— Когда я сюда переехал, плесень была закрыта обоями. Просто поразительно, некоторые люди абсолютно лишены чувства прекрасного!“

солнце
Источник: Замаранные

Эта цитата ждет обзора.

“Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
"That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly.
"Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.”

мокрица
Источник: Артемис Фаул. Код Вечности

Колфер, Оуэн: Цитаты на английском языке

“Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized.
Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Источник: Artemis Fowl

“When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."

Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.”

Источник: The Eternity Code

“I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.”

Источник: The Last Guardian

“The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.”

Источник: The Opal Deception

“Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I'm trying to do something decent now, Captain.”

Источник: The Eternity Code

“Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.”

Источник: The Arctic Incident

“And I will not be beaten by that jackass."

"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.”

Источник: The Opal Deception

“He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"

"Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.

-Artemis Fowl”

Eoin Colfer книга Airman

Источник: Airman

“We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.”

“And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.”

Вариант: We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
Источник: The Arctic Incident

“Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.”

Источник: Benny and Babe

“Nobody's death is impending."
…"Well technically everyone's death is impending.”

Eoin Colfer книга Airman

Источник: Airman

“Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers.
"Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?”

Источник: The Last Guardian

“The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling. Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.”

Источник: The Last Guardian

“Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.”

“Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.”

Eoin Colfer книга Airman

Источник: Airman

“Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.”

Источник: The Arctic Incident

“Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?"

"It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?”

“Who or what inspires you?"
"I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.”

Источник: The Atlantis Complex

“I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.”

Eoin Colfer книга The Artemis Fowl Files

Источник: The Artemis Fowl Files

“… Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.”

Источник: The Arctic Incident

“There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.”

Источник: Artemis Fowl Boxed Set, Bks 1-5

“Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly."
"Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health."
"Child geniuses," growled Holly.
"Genii," said Minerva.”

Eoin Colfer книга And Another Thing...

Источник: And Another Thing...

“Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.”

Источник: The Lost Colony

“(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.”