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„If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Practical Demonkeeping

Источник: Practical Demonkeeping

„Children see magic because they look for it.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Источник: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

„Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.“

—  Christopher Moore

„Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him….“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Источник: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

„It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Источник: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

„Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга A Dirty Job

Источник: A Dirty Job

„Blessed are the dumbfucks.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Источник: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

„There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.“

—  Christopher Moore

Источник: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

„Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Coyote Blue

Источник: Coyote Blue

„That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Источник: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

„I love you above all things, even pie.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Fool

Источник: Fool

„Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.“

—  Christopher Moore

Источник: You Suck

„She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.“

—  Christopher Moore

Источник: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

„Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Fool

Источник: Fool

„Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.“

—  Christopher Moore

„Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.“

—  Christopher Moore

„You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Biff, in Ch. 1
Источник: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

„There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin.“

—  Christopher Moore

„Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.“

—  Christopher Moore, книга Island of the Sequined Love Nun

Источник: Island of the Sequined Love Nun