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Кристофер Мур — американский писатель-прозаик.

✵ 1. Январь 1957   •   Другие имена كريستوفر مور
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„Бабочки не тоскуют по тем временам, когда они были гусеницами.“

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“King Lear: How hath my fool offended?
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“She's a bloody vision of loveliness.”

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