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Роберт Орбен — американский фокусник и юморист.

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“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

Manly Daily staff (August 5, 2008) "They Said What?", Manly Daily, p. 8.
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“Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?”

Alison DaRosa (November 26, 1985) "Title: Alison DaRosa", Evening Tribune, Union-Tribune Publishing Co., p. B-1.
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“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs, there'd be no place to put it all.”

Reported in Robert Krier (January 31, 2008) "Waiting to Inhale: Don't take a breath without the report from our Air Pollution Control District", The San Diego Union-Tribune, p. E-1.
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“If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.”

Susan Feeney (March 24, 1990) "It's no joke: politicians pay to get those laughs", The Dallas Morning News, p. 1C.

“A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.”

Bill Husted (April 27, 2008) "Local legal eagle stages sendup", The Denver Post, p. B-03.
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“Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.”

Greg Heberlein (September 20, 1987) "Seattleite Eyes Northwest Stocks for Wall Street Institutions", The Seattle Times, p. D2.
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“The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.”

Steven Keith (December 26, 2007) "The Food Guy Food, how do I love thee?", Charleston Daily Mail, p. P1D.
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“President Ford used humor a great deal.”

Gail Russell Chaddock (January 3, 2007) "Congress tries Ford's way - The late president's emphasis on compromise is recalled as the 110th Congress is set to convene", Christian Science Monitor, p. 1.

“If you can laugh together, you can work together.”

Christine Arpe Gang, Scripps Howard News Service (August 7, 1995) "Healing gift of humor isn't a laughing matter: Chuckling is linked to good times, good health", Houston Chronicle, p. 8.
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“I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.”

Steve Lowery (October 23, 1993) "What's So Funny? Humor Comes Under Harsh Glare of Political Correctness", Press-Telegram, p. C1.

“You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.”

Chicago Tribune staff (June 25, 1995) "Think About It", Chicago Tribune, p. 3.
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“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.”

San Antonio Express-News staff (September 14, 2007) "Consumer's Edge", San Antonio Express-News, p. 10F.
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“A young person today has a nanosecond attention span, so whatever you do in a humor has to be short. Younger people do not wait for anything that takes time to develop. We're going totally to one-liners. Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.”

Warren St. John, The New York Times (May 28, 2005) "Wit's end: The death of the joke - Old-style wisecracks are passe in an age of decreasing attention spans, political correctness and the Internet", The Orlando Sentinel, p. E1.

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”

David Uhler (November 10, 2006) "Consumer's Edge", San Antonio Express-News, p. 01F.
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“If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?”

Thomas J. Brazaitis (March 14, 1992) "Comics' Barbs Keep White House Hopefuls On The Run", The Plain Dealer, p. 4A.

“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”

Cheryl Lavin (June 10, 1991) "Something Weird", St. Louis Post-Dispatch, p. 1D.
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“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”

Ventura County Star staff (November 1, 2008) "Famous lasting words about elections - From Will Rogers to Yogi Berra, immortal quotations for Tuesday", Ventura County Star.
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“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

Henry J. Waters III (March 19, 2007) "The Tribune's View: Shield law - Stand up, Mr. Gibbons", Columbia Daily Tribune.
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Вариант: Every morning I get up and look throught the Forbes list of the richest people of America. If I am not there, I go to work.

“Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and profits tell us what did happen.”

Greg Heberlein (September 28, 1986) "'Doctor' Lefevre Seeks Cure For Hospitalized Bull Market", The Seattle Times, p. C2.
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“Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.”

Elizabeth Kastor (May 6, 1987) "The Jokers Take Heart - Pundits Ponder The Implications", The Washington Post, p. B1.

“I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run again. To us it's a second term. To him it's a double feature.”

Lou Cannon (January 17, 1983) "Is the Presidency Really So Fragile That Leaks Can Destroy It?", The Washington Post, p. A3.

“It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.”

Gail Russell Chaddock (December 9, 2005) "Backstory: Serious business of jokes in politics", Christian Science Monitor, p. 20.

“What bothers me about television is that it takes our minds off our minds.”

Tom Waller (March 13, 1991) "Neighbors Grapevine", Wisconsin State Journal, p. 1.
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“The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.”

Henry Allen (January 4, 1979) "Life in the Laugh Factory", The Washington Post, p. B1.

“Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.”

Claudia Buck (May 26, 1986) "Humorless Election Year Is Nothing To Laugh At", Sacramento Bee, p. A1.

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