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Сти́вен Гленн Ма́ртин — американский актёр, комик, писатель, музыкант, композитор и продюсер. Мировую славу получил благодаря фильмам «Придурок», «Весь я», «Роксана», «Самолётом, поездом, машиной», «Отпетые мошенники», «Родители», «Отец невесты» и «Розовая пантера». Удостоен премии «Оскар» за выдающийся вклад в киноискусство . Wikipedia  

✵ 14. Август 1945
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„Для меня писательство — это слабительное: оно меня очищает.“

Стив Мартин

„Секс — это чуть ли не самое прекрасное, духовное и естественное из всего, что можно купить за деньги.“

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Стив Мартин: Цитаты на английском языке

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

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Steve Martin

“… it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.”

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Steve Martin книга Shopgirl

Источник: Shopgirl

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

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Steve Martin

“How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?”

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Steve Martin книга Shopgirl

Источник: Shopgirl

“I gave my cat a bath the other day… they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”

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Steve Martin

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”

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Steve Martin

“Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.”

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Steve Martin

“She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.”

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Steve Martin книга Shopgirl

Источник: Shopgirl

“I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.”

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Steve Martin

Источник: An Object Of Beauty

“I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.”

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Steve Martin

Источник: Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

“A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.”

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Steve Martin

“Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?”

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Steve Martin

As Harris K. Telemacher in "L.A. Story" (1991)

“Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! (audience repeats) I promise to be unique! (audience repeats) I promise not to repeat things other people say! (audience repeats, laughs) Good!”

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Steve Martin

Comedy album A Wild and Crazy Guy

“I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.”

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Steve Martin

Introducing the best adapted screenplay at the 2003 Academy Awards

“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.”

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Steve Martin

As Harris K. Telemacher in "L.A. Story" (1991)

“I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning... But never at dusk! Never at dusk, I would never do that.”

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Steve Martin

Comedy album A Wild and Crazy Guy

“Comedy is not pretty.”

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Steve Martin

Comedy album "Comedy is Not Pretty"

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

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Steve Martin

Источник: Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

“I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.”

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Steve Martin

“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.”

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Steve Martin