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Стивен Колберт

Дата рождения: 13. Май 1964

Сти́вен Тайро́н Кольбе́р — американский актёр, сатирик, режиссёр и писатель. Получил известность своей сатирической новостной передачей The Colbert Report, где он играл роль ангажированного ведущего-республиканца «Стивена Кольбера». В 2007 году Кольбер выпустил книгу «Я — Америка », сразу достигшей большой популярности. С сентября 2015 года ведёт передачу «Позднее шоу со Стивеном Кольбером» на канале CBS.


„Не бойтесь быть дураком. Невозможно быть молодым и мудрым. Молодые люди претендующие на мудрость как правило циники. Цинизм маскируется под мудрость, но в действительности он очень далек от нее. Потому что циники не узнают ничего нового. Цинизм это добровольная слепота, отказа от мира, потому что циник боится, что мир опасен и может разочаровать его. Циник всегда говорит «нет». Но самое лучшее в вашей жизни может произойти только когда вы говорите «да».“

„If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.“


„Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say “yes'.“

„If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.“

„Agnostics are just atheists without balls.“ I Am America

„If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.“

„There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.“

„It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.“


„Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!“ I Am America

„A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?“ I Am America

„Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn“ I Am America

„All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.“ I Am America


„Equations are the devil's sentences.“

„Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.“ I Am America

„They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.“

„Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.“

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