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Уильям Пенн Эдер «Уилл» Роджерс — американский ковбой, комик, актёр и журналист.

✵ 4. Ноябрь 1879 – 15. Август 1935
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„Если вы внезапно очутились в яме, первое, что надо сделать — это перестать копать.“

Уилл Роджерс

Если обнаружил себя в яме, первым делом перестань копать.
Вариант: Если вы очутились в яме, первое, что надо сделать — это перестать копать.

„Все смешно до тех пор, пока это случилось не с нами.“

Уилл Роджерс

Мы готовы смеяться над всем. Но при одном условии: если это происходит не с нами.

Уилл Роджерс: Цитаты на английском языке

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

Will Rogers

The Manly Wisdom of Will Rogers (2001)

“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.”

Will Rogers

"The World Tomorrow" After the Manner of Great Journalists
The Illiterate Digest (1924)

“We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile.”

Will Rogers

As quoted in How We Elect Our Presidents (1952), edited by Donald Day, p. 111
Variants: We'll hold the distinction of being the only Nation in the history of the world that ever went to the poor house in an automobile.
We hold the distinction of being the only nation in the history of the world that went to the poor-house in an automobile.
We hold the distinction of being the only nation that is goin' to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

Will Rogers

Вариант: Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

“The chances are telling the truth is what got him there”

Will Rogers

Nationally syndicated column number 31, A Few Shots of Scopolamin (15 July 1923), after meeting Robert E. House, who had proposed the use of scopolamine as a truth serum, in The Use of Scopolamine in Criminology (1922).
Weekly columns
Контексте: See they conducted experiments on convicts... I don't know on what grounds they reason a man in jail is a bigger liar than one out of jail... The chances are telling the truth is what got him there... It would be a big aid to humanity, but it will never be, for already the politicians are up in arms against it... It would wreck the very foundation on which our political government is run... If you ever injected truth into politics you'd have no politics … Even the ministers are denouncing it now … Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony.

“I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce.”

Will Rogers

The Illiterate Digest (1924), p. 30

“Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony.”

Will Rogers

Nationally syndicated column number 31, A Few Shots of Scopolamin (15 July 1923), after meeting Robert E. House, who had proposed the use of scopolamine as a truth serum, in The Use of Scopolamine in Criminology (1922).
Weekly columns
Контексте: See they conducted experiments on convicts... I don't know on what grounds they reason a man in jail is a bigger liar than one out of jail... The chances are telling the truth is what got him there... It would be a big aid to humanity, but it will never be, for already the politicians are up in arms against it... It would wreck the very foundation on which our political government is run... If you ever injected truth into politics you'd have no politics … Even the ministers are denouncing it now … Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony.

“Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange it.”

Will Rogers

Daily Telegram #1019, Thoughts Of Will Rogers On The Late Slumps In Stocks (31 October 1929)
Daily telegrams
Контексте: Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it has fallen in the hands of Mr. Rockefeller, who will take care of it and see it has a good home and never be allowed to wander around unprotected again. There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange it.

“See they conducted experiments on convicts”

Will Rogers

Nationally syndicated column number 31, A Few Shots of Scopolamin (15 July 1923), after meeting Robert E. House, who had proposed the use of scopolamine as a truth serum, in The Use of Scopolamine in Criminology (1922).
Weekly columns
Контексте: See they conducted experiments on convicts... I don't know on what grounds they reason a man in jail is a bigger liar than one out of jail... The chances are telling the truth is what got him there... It would be a big aid to humanity, but it will never be, for already the politicians are up in arms against it... It would wreck the very foundation on which our political government is run... If you ever injected truth into politics you'd have no politics … Even the ministers are denouncing it now … Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony.

“It would wreck the very foundation on which our political government is run … If you ever injected truth into politics you'd have no politics”

Will Rogers

Nationally syndicated column number 31, A Few Shots of Scopolamin (15 July 1923), after meeting Robert E. House, who had proposed the use of scopolamine as a truth serum, in The Use of Scopolamine in Criminology (1922).
Weekly columns
Контексте: See they conducted experiments on convicts... I don't know on what grounds they reason a man in jail is a bigger liar than one out of jail... The chances are telling the truth is what got him there... It would be a big aid to humanity, but it will never be, for already the politicians are up in arms against it... It would wreck the very foundation on which our political government is run... If you ever injected truth into politics you'd have no politics … Even the ministers are denouncing it now … Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony.

“The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

Will Rogers

The Manly Wisdom of Will Rogers (2001)
Контексте: There are three kinds of men: The ones that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

“So when all the yielding and objections is over, the other Senator said, "I object to the remarks of a professional joker being put into the Congressional Record." Taking a dig at me, see? They didn't want any outside fellow contributing.”

Will Rogers

Источник: Will Rogers, Ambassador of Good Will, Prince of Wit and Wisdom (1935), Ch. 9<!-- chapter 9, pp. 156–57-->
Контексте: So when all the yielding and objections is over, the other Senator said, "I object to the remarks of a professional joker being put into the Congressional Record." Taking a dig at me, see? They didn't want any outside fellow contributing. Well, he had me wrong. Compared to them I'm an amateur, and the thing about my jokes is that they don't hurt anybody. You can say they're not funny or they're terrible or they're good or whatever it is, but they don't do no harm. But with Congress — every time they make a joke it's a law. And every time they make a law it's a joke.

“There are three kinds of men: The ones that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

Will Rogers

The Manly Wisdom of Will Rogers (2001)
Вариант: There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

“Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.”

Will Rogers

Nationally syndicated column number 42, Blames All Ills on Earthquake (1923). This became a remark Rogers often used in his public appearances.
Weekly columns

“I never met a man I didn’t like.”

Will Rogers

Nationally syndicated column number 219, Rogers Gets Six Shiny Dimes From Oil King (1927). <ref name=columns2>
Weekly columns
Вариант: I never met a man that I didn't like.

“Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.”

Will Rogers

"Politics Getting Ready to Jell" <!-- p. 265 -->
The Illiterate Digest (1924)
Контексте: Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”

Will Rogers

Вариант: Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

“Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.”

Will Rogers

Nationally syndicated column number 90, From Nuts To The Soup (31 August 1924); published in The New York Times http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F50A12F83D551B7A93C3AA1783D85F408285F9 <br class="br">Weekly columns <br class="br">Вариант: Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

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