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Уильям Бойд «Билл» Уоттерсон — американский художник комиксов, создатель газетного комикса «Кельвин и Хоббс», выходившего с 1985 по 1995 год. Wikipedia  

✵ 5. Июль 1958  •  Другие имена ビル・ワターソン, 빌 워터슨
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Уотерсон, Билл: Цитаты на английском языке

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: The Calvin And Hobbes: Tenth Anniversary Book

“Calvin: In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
p58”

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Bill Watterson

29 Oct 90
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”

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Bill Watterson

“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

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Bill Watterson

“Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.”

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Bill Watterson

08 Jul 92
Источник: The Days Are Just Packed

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

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Bill Watterson

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Источник: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak?.
Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
p.171”

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Bill Watterson

There's Treasure Everywhere

“Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
p33”

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Bill Watterson

It's a Magical World

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.”

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Bill Watterson

“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

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Bill Watterson

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

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Bill Watterson

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes

“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

“Calvin: As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
p25”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

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Bill Watterson

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

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Bill Watterson

“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.”

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Bill Watterson

“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework… procrastinating and negotiation.”

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Bill Watterson

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.”

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Bill Watterson

“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”

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Bill Watterson

Источник: Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection