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Джон Стюарт — американский комик, сатирик, актёр, писатель, продюсер.

Родился в 1962 году в Нью-Йорке, в еврейской семье. Известен своей телепередачей The Daily Show, представляющей собой пародию на новости вкупе с политической сатирой. Первый выпуск передачи состоялся в 1999 году на телеканале Comedy Central. Программа быстро набрала популярность и не осталась незамеченной критиками: в 2001 году Стюарт был награждён за неё своей первой премией «Эмми». Впоследствии The Daily Show неоднократно была отмечена как «Эмми», так и другими телевизионными премиями.

Джон Стюарт выступил ведущим на 78-ой и 80-й церемониях вручения кинопремии «Оскар». Является соавтором книг Америка — одного из бестселлеров США 2004 года, и Земля, вышедшей в 2010 году.

На основе голосования 500 тыс. читателей журнала «Аскмен», признан самым влиятельным представителем мужского пола в США в 2010 году. Wikipedia  

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„Я не очень много знаю о демократии. Я живу только в этой стране“

Джон Стюарт

в США

I don’t know much about democracy. I’ve only lived in this country.

„Я часто думаю, что кандидат [в президенты], который знает, что не победит, может позволить себе говорить смелее…“

Джон Стюарт

I think, oftentimes, the person that knows they can’t win is allowed to speak the most freely…

„Атланта мне всегда нравилась. И не только из-за стриптиз-клубов, но и еды и шоппинга.“

Джон Стюарт

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

„(О прессе) Понимаете, дело в том, что нам нужна ваша помощь. Ваша… А сейчас вы помогаете политикам и корпорациям. А нас оставили наедине с нашими проблемами.“

Джон Стюарт

See, the thing is, we need your help. Your… Right now, you’re helping the politicians and the corporations. And we’re left out there to mow our lawns.

„Мне пришлось пересилить себя, чтобы прийти на это шоу, поскольку я, в частных беседах с друзьями, а также иногда в газетах и на телешоу, характеризовал его [Crossfire] как… э-э-э… плохое.“

Джон Стюарт

And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being a… b…bad.

Джон Стюарт: Цитаты на английском языке

“Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain”

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“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”

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"Late Night with Conan O'Brien," January 29, 2009

“It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.”

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Источник: America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

“Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out.
I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq.
We've been following time as it goes forward.
What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.”

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“It's like hunting cows”

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“You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.”

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“I don't know what all the controversy is about, quite frankly. I've met Eminem, I met him backstage, and he's really gay.”

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Grammy Awards, February 21, 2001

“[with Stephen Colbert, after presenting the award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series to Ricky Gervais and being informed that Gervais was not there] Ricky Gervais couldn't be here tonight, so instead we're going to give this to our friend Steve Carell.”

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Jon Stewart

Carell, who was among the nominees who had just lost to Gervais, then ran onto the stage, where the three of them group-hugged and jumped around screaming.
The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards (2007)

“30 AD: Death penalty debate heats up after controversial execution of alleged "Son of God."”

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Jon Stewart книга America

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

“Did you really just ask me if I want it to be bad? I have kids! What do you think? "Yeah, I don't want them to have any kind of a -- I want things to corrode to the point where we're all living in huts." […] [I] "like things to go a little wrong" like birdshot to the face of a guy that would survive, not "like things to go wrong" till it's like Mad Max, every-man-for-himself-let's-all-ride-around-and-machine-guns, which seems to be the way that it's”

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Jon Stewart

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Responding to King's suggestion that as a political comedian Stewart would "want things to be bad" because that would provide him with the most fodder for jokes

“You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis.”

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Cosmopolitan, January 1999, on embarrassing dates.

“There are terrorists and racists and Stalinists and theocrats, but those are titles that must be earned. You must have the resume. Not being able to distinguish between real racists and tea partiers, or real bigots and Juan Williams and Rick Sanchez is an insult — not only to those people, but to the racists themselves, who have put forth the exhausting effort it takes to hate. Just as the inability to distinguish between terrorists and Muslims makes us less safe, not more.”

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Jon Stewart

Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear closing speech (2010)

“If you want to know why I’m here and what I want from you I can only assure you this: you have already given it to me. Your presence was what I wanted. Sanity will always be and has always been in the eye of the beholder. To see you here today and the kind of people that you are has restored mine. Thank you.”

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Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear closing speech (2010)

“I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."”

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Rolling Stone interview http://jon.happyjoyfun.net/tran/1990/95_0126rolling.html, January 26, 1995

“Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.”

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Amazon.com interview http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=542410, 2004

“If Obama's a tyrant, he's a pretty tame tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they can't get cloture?”

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The Bill O'Reilly Factor Appearance (2010)

“Dedication: To the huddled masses, keep yearnin!”

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Jon Stewart книга America

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

“What is the fear of the "gay agenda" that has so upset people? Do people think that if gay people are given a place at the table, they'll be so convincing we'll all end up blowing them? What is the issue? "You know, I'm straight, but you've made such a convincing argument…"”

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Stand-up performance at RIT (2005)

“For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Martin Scorsese, zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia, one.”

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The 78th Academy Awards (2006)

“Everybody thought Barack Obama was going to [inspire people] when he came to Washington, but, you know, the Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.”

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Originally spoken, reprinted in Mr. Obama Goes to Washington http://davidsirota.com/index.php/mr-obama-goes-to-washington/ By David Sirota in The Nation, June 7, 2006.

“Nazi Germany was so destructive to Judaism not only for the loss of life, but because many who survived began to see the practice of Judaism as somewhat of a health hazard.”

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Naked Pictures of Famous People (1998)

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