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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Источник: [Leslie Halliwell, Halliwell's Film Guide, London, MacMillan Publishing Co., 1988]

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
Вариант: Хотя это многим известно, думаю, пора заявить, что я родился в очень раннем возрасте.
Источник: [Groucho Marx, Groucho And Me, New York, Da Capo Press, 1995, 0-306-80666-5]

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Variation on an old Royal Navy wardroom toast: "Wives and Sweethearts! May they never meet!"[citation needed]

Источник: The Groucho Letters

Post-Prime Ministerial