Ларри Дэвид цитаты

„Если бы я попытался флиртовать с женщиной, а она не знала, кто я такой, она бы просто убежала.“

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Источник: Switzerland Quotes http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/switzerland.html at BrainyQuote.

„Всё бесплатное люди берут не глядя.“

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„Я не люблю покидать свою зону комфорта, которая составляет около полудюйма.“

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„Я планировал в будущем стать бездомным. И даже подыскал для себя неплохое местечко.“

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“(on not going to his high school prom) I wasn't aware of the prom. I had no idea that it was even going on, not that I would have gone. It's not the kind of thing that would ever occur to me. You would think I would have heard about it in school, but I didn't.”

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Ларри Дэвид: Цитаты на английском языке

“If every student was like me in college, we'd still be in Vietnam.”

Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Book

“I have to let him know that he's potentially destroying his movie, that he could be making a terrible, terrible error. I needed to let him know that I didn't know or think that I was capable of doing this.”

September 13, 2005 http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-09-13-larry-david_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA

“I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.”

When Woody Allen asked him to appear in a film. Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 http://www.esquire.com/features/the-screen/larry-david-interview-0709

“Pretty… pretty… pretty…… pretty….. pretty good. (Curb Your Enthusiasm, passim)”

Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 http://www.esquire.com/features/the-screen/larry-david-interview-0709

“I've had some experience in this arena. So it wasn't foreign to me to have a woman say she doesn't want to see me anymore.”

“This is a sad day for the Emmy's. It is, however, a good day for Larry David. I imagine the wife will be forthcoming tonight.”

Of acting in Woody Allen's film. Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 http://www.esquire.com/features/the-screen/larry-david-interview-0709

“Listen, this is crazy. I look like I'm 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That's just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV.”

Accepting an Emmy Award

“(Asked if he believes in miracles) I believe that every erection is a miracle. (Curb Season 7, Episode 6 "The Bare Midriff").”

When his show went onto a high definition channel. Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 http://www.esquire.com/features/the-screen/larry-david-interview-0709

“Let me tell you something; I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish. (When accused of being a self-loathing Jew; Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 2, Episode 3, "Trick or Treat")”

“A lot of sexual harassment stuff in the news, and I couldn't help but notice a very disturbing pattern emerging, which is that many of the predators, not all, but many of them are Jews”

“I like how if you criticize the war you don't support the troops. You're the ones sending them over to die, so how is it I don’t support them? If the army was made up of child molesters, then I'd support them. If we went to an all child molester army, I would be their biggest supporter. "Please don't bring the troops home. Stay the course. Keep them there a long time." But they're not child molesters. And they're not the Twins, that’s for sure. Where are the Twins? Send in the Twins. I'd like to hear that scene. "Jenna, Barbara… Daddy and I have talked it over and we want you to go fight in Iraq."”

November 2017 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/larry-david-criticized-snl-monologue-jewish-sexual-predators-holocaust-1054900 2010s