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Спайк Миллиган

Дата рождения: 16. Апрель 1918
Дата смерти: 27. Февраль 2002

Спайк Миллиган — ирландский писатель, поэт, сценарист, комик и музыкант. Писал также и для детей комические сказки и стихи. Автор шести книг по сценариям "Шоу болванов" , в котором был автором и участником трех романов — Puckoon , The Looney: An Irish Fantasy , The Murphy , цикла "Уильям Макгонагэл" , цикла "От Миллигэна" — The Bible—the Old Testament According to Spike Milligan , Lady Chatterley's Lover According to Spike Milligan , Wuthering Heights According to Spike Milligan , D. H. Lawrence's John Thomas and Lady Jane: According to Spike Milligan—Part II of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" , Black Beauty According to Spike Milligan , Frankenstein According to Spike Milligan , Robin Hood According to Spike Milligan , The Hound of the Baskervilles According to Spike Milligan , Treasure Island According to Spike Milligan, Classic Adventures: According to Spike Milligan , а также шести киносценариев, шести книг для детей, циклов мемуаров и нескольких сборников малой прозы и поэзии.

Опубликована переписка Спайка Миллигэна, в двух томах.

Был женат на Джун Марлоу, трое детей. После развода женился на Шеле Миллиган.


„Мы не можем слоняться без всякого дела, а то люди примут нас за рабочих.“

„Я говорю на эсперанто так чисто, словно там родился.“


„Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?“

„Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.“

„Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.“

„All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.“

„My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.“

„I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.“


„I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.“

„(On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".“

„If I could write words
Like leaves on an autumn forest floor,
What a bonfire my letters would make.

If I could speak words of water,
You would drown when I said
"I love you.“

„Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.“ Puckoon


„General: Where are you from?
Spike: London.
General: Which part?
Spike:... Well, all of me.“

„Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.“ Puckoon

„A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.“

„On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
Theres a Nang Nong Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the Mice go Clang!
And you just cant catch em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong!
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning!
Trees go Ping!
Nong Ning Nang!
The mice go Clang!

What a noisy place to belong, Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!“

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