Корвин-Микке, Януш цитаты

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“A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.”

“A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.”

“A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.”

“Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.”

“Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.”

“The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams”

“You people are right - I am for equal rights for women. I am for that, female jobs such as feeding husband and children be considered as valuable as male jobs.”

“Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.”

“Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter.”

“It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil"”

“Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!”

“Let's be straight, anarchist demanding state-sponsored welfare would be akin to a Catholic demanding right to rape the Mary, mother of Jesus.”