Хантер Томпсон цитаты

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„Самый революционный поступок, какой только можно совершить в современном обществе, — это быть счастливым.“

„Рай там, где дует настоящий ветер — где можно поздно ложиться спать, веселиться, быть диким, пить виски, гонять по пустым улицам и не иметь в голове ничего, кроме желания любить кого-то и не быть арестованным.“

„В обществе, где виновен каждый, единственное преступление — быть пойманным. В мире воров единственный смертный грех — это глупость.“

„Я не порекомендую секс, наркотики и безумие каждому, но в моем случае они всегда работали отлично.“

„Ходи гордо, надирай задницы, учи арабский, люби музыку и никогда не забывай, что ты появился из длинной очереди искателей правды, любовников и воинов.“

„Мой дом не является неприступной крепостью, как о нем любят говорить некоторые журналисты. Это просто старый бревенчатый дом. Единственное, что действительно делает его неприступным, — моя репутация. Когда люди знают, что здесь их могут пристрелить, они будут держаться подальше.“

„Если бы я написал всю правду о том, что узнал за последние десять лет, около 600 человек, включая меня, сейчас бы гнили в тюрьмах от Рио до Сиэтла. Абсолютная правда — очень редкая и опасная вещь в контексте профессиональной журналистики.“

„Музыкальный бизнес – это жестокая и неглубокая денежная яма. Длинный коридор, где воры и сутенёры свободно бегают, а хорошие люди умирают как собаки. Есть в нём также и отрицательные стороны.“

„Цивилизация заканчивается на берегу океана. Дальше человек просто становится частью пищевой цепочки, совсем не обязательно оказываясь наверху.“

„Эти наивные уроды полагали, что можно обрести мир души и понимание, купив за 3 доллара таблетку радости, а результат — поколение пожизненных калек, так и не понявших главную старую, как мир ошибку наркокультуры — Убеждение, что Кто-то или Что-то поддерживает свет в конце тоннеля.“

„Единственное, о чем я жалею, — что не сбежал когда-то с губернаторской дочкой.“

„Никаких больше игр. Никаких бомб. Никаких прогулок. Никакого веселья. Никакого плаванья. 67. Это на 17 лет больше, чем 50. На 17 больше того, в чем я нуждался или чего хотел. Скучно. Я всегда злобный. Никакого веселья ни для кого. 67. Ты становишься жадным. Брось ребячиться. Расслабься — будет не больно.“

„Я обречен на поиски смысла в абсолютно бессмысленных вещах.“

„Страх — это просто еще одно слово для определения непонимания.“

„Мораль временна, мудрость вечна.“

„Свобода умирает тогда, когда она не нужна.“

„Есть огромная разница между тем, чтобы быть виновным и быть арестованным.“

„Если вы собираетесь стать сумасшедшим, договоритесь, чтобы кто-то платил вам — в противном случае вас просто упрячут.“

„Молись Богу, но держись подальше от скал.“

„Я назвал охранников нацистскими ***сосами, и, чтобы попасть в Белый Дом, мне пришлось дать обещание, что я никого больше не назову нацистским ***сосом.“

„Последний поезд, отправляющийся откуда бы то ни было, никогда не будет полон хороших парней.“

„Слишком странный, для того, чтобы выжить, слишком ценный, для того, чтобы умереть!“

„Мы были воинами лишь тогда, когда наши племена были сильны, как реки.“

„Единственное отличие между умным и безумным — это приставка «без», а кроме того, у умного достаточно власти, чтобы держать безумного взаперти.“

„Возможно, нет никакого рая. Или всё это — пустая болтовня, продукт безумного воображения ленивой пьяной деревенщины откуда-нибудь из Алабамы, чьё сердце переполнено ненавистью, но кто нашёл способ жить там, где дует настоящий ветер — где можно поздно ложиться спать, веселиться, быть диким, пить виски, гонять по пустым улицам и не иметь в голове ничего, кроме желания любить кого-то и не быть арестованным.“

„К диско я отношусь точно так же, как к герпесу.“

„Шестидесятые были эрой запредельной реальности.“

„Я не был горд тем, что узнал, но я никогда не сомневался, что это стоило знать.“

„Мечта — мираж. Есть только болото корысти, в котором тонет мир.“

„В Америке мифы и легенды практически неубиваемы.“

„Долгое время у меня была своя концепция смерти.“

„Если и вправду есть Рай и Ад, мы можем с уверенностью утверждать, что Ад — это такой сильно перенаселенный Феникс: чистое, хорошо освещенное место, залитое солнцем, полное снотворных, и банальностей, и быстрых машин; где все кажутся почти счастливыми, кроме тех, кто осознал, что в его сердце что-то не так… кто медленно и ровно движется к окончательному безумию, которое приходит вместе с мыслью, что здесь нет как раз того единственного, что нужно по-настоящему. Утеряно. Не доставлено. No tengo. Vaya con Dios.“

“A man has to BE something; he has to matter.”

“Any lawyer who says there's no such thing as rape should be hauled out to a public place by three large perverts and buggered at high noon, with all of his clients watching.”

“The utter collapse of this Profoundly criminal Bush conspiracy will come none too soon for people like me… The massive plundering of the U. S. Treasury and all its resources has been almost on a scale that is criminally insane, and has literally destroyed the lives of millions of American people and American families. Exactly. You and me, sport — we are the ones who are going to suffer, and suffer massively. This is going to be just like the Book of Revelation said it was going to be — the end of the world as we knew it.”

“When I went into the clinic last April 30, George Bush was about 50 points ahead of his closest Democratic opponent in next year's Presidential Election. When I finally escaped from the horrible place, less than three weeks later, Bush's job-approval ratings had been cut in half — and even down into single digits, in some states — and the Republican Party was panicked and on the run. It was a staggering reversal in a very short time, even shorter than it took for his equally crooked father to drop from 93 percent approval, down to as low as 43 percent and even 41 percent in the last doomed days of the first doomed Bush Administration. After that, he was Bill Clinton's punching bag.”

“It ain't much, but it's the only weapon we have against the Greedheads.”

“Disgusting as he usually was, on rare occasions he showed flashes of stagnant intelligence. But his brain was so rotted with drink and dissolute living that whenever he put it to work it behaved like an old engine that had gone haywire from being dipped in lard.”

“The Rumsfeld-Cheney axis has self-destructed right in front of our eyes, along with the once-proud Perle-Wolfowitz bund that is turning to wax. They somehow managed to blow it all, like a gang of kids on a looting spree, between January and July, or even less. It is genuinely incredible. The U. S. Treasury is empty, we are losing that stupid, fraudulent chickencrap War in Iraq, and every country in the world except a handful of Corrupt Brits despises us. We are losers, and that is the one unforgiveable sin in America.”

“There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things and never to mingle professionally with each other, except at official functions, when we all wear ties and drink heavily and whoop it up like the natural, good-humored wild boys that we know in our hearts that we are. … These occasions are rare, but they happen — despite the forked tongue of fate that has put us forever on different paths…”

“Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.”

“Sacrificing good men to journalism is like sending William Faulkner to work for Time magazine.”

“To Richard Milhous Nixon, who never let me down.”

“But speaking of rules, you've been arrested dozens of times in your life. Specific incidents aside, what's common to these run-ins? Where do you stand vis-à-vis the law?
"Goddammit. Yeah, I have. First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma."”

“You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.”

“Why are we seeing George Bush on TV every two hours for nine or ten days at a time, like some kind of mutated Mr. Rogers clone? Something is dangerously wrong in any country where a monumentally-failed backwoods politician can scare our national TV networks so totally that they will give him anything he wants.”

“If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.”

“A nervous blonde nymphet who thought that politics was some kind of game played by old people, like bridge.”

“Anything that gets the adrenalin moving like a 440 volt blast in a copper bathtub is good for the reflexes and keeps the veins free of cholesterol… but too many adrenaline rushes in any given time span has the same effect on the nervous system as too many electro-shock treatments are said to have on the brain: after a while you start burning out the circuits. When a jackrabbit gets addicted to road-running, its only a matter of time before he gets smashed — and when a journalist turns into a politics junkie he will sooner or later start raving and babbling in print about things that only a person who has Been There can possibly understand.”

“Tiny hurts people. When he loses his temper he goes completely out of control and his huge body becomes a lethal weapon. It is difficult to see what role he might play in the Great Society.”

“The stewardess reached down to fasten Bloor's seatbelt. I saw his left arm snake out and settle affectionately around her shoulders. Good God! I thought. This is it. I could see the headlines in tomorrow's News. But the stewardess only smiled and backed off a few steps, dismissing Bloor's crude advance with a slap at his arm and an icy professional smile. I tried to return it, but my face was not working properly.”

“The city's frightening now. That's the basis of my reaction to Las Vegas. It's not the city I wrote about. It's not the same place at all. You'll notice that even the — what do you call them?”

“Is it possible that he has already abandoned all hope of getting re-elected? Or does he plan to cancel the Election altogether by declaring a national military emergency with terrorists closing in from all sides, leaving him with no choice but to launch a huge bomb immediately?... Desperate men do desperate things, and stupid men do stupid things. We are in for a desperately stupid summer.”

“If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with no hint of a Navy or an Air Force to have whipped us in the past 40 years.”

“The massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a duty to vote. This is like being told you have a duty to buy a new car, but you have to choose immediately between a Ford and a Chevy.”

“The slow-rising central horror of "Watergate" is not that it might grind down to the reluctant impeachment of a vengeful thug of a president whose entire political career has been a monument to the same kind of cheap shots and treachery he finally got nailed for, but that we might somehow fail to learn something from it.”

“If any part of it doesn’t seem to make sense, by all means call it to my attention. I’m not trying to send you out “on the road” in search of Valhalla, but merely pointing out that it is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it. There is more to it than that— no one HAS to do something he doesn’t want to do for the rest of his life. But then again, if that’s what you wind up doing, by all means convince yourself that you HAD to do it. You’ll have lots of company.”

“Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairy-tale artist, you have to get your knowledge of life from somewhere. You have to know the material you're writing about before you alter it.”

“It was the kind of town that made you feel like Humphrey Bogart: you came in on a bumpy little plane, and, for some mysterious reason, got a private room with a balcony overlooking the town and the harbor; then you sat there and drank until something happened. I felt a tremendous distance between me and everything real.”

“The 2004 presidential election will be a matter of life or death for the whole nation. We are sick today, and we will be even sicker tomorrow if this wretched half-bright swine of a president gets re-elected in November.”

“I returned to the Holiday Inn — where they have a swimming pool and air-conditioned rooms — to consider the paradox of a nation that has given so much to those who preach the glories of rugged individualism from the security of countless corporate sinecures, and so little to that diminishing band of yesterday's refugees who still practice it, day by day, in a tough, rootless and sometimes witless style that most of us have long since been weaned away from.”